Turtle Body

What is Turtle Body?

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

See fat, fatass, whale, obese, fat bastard

Exercisous

1. Enabling or promoting exercise, effective at making you more fit. I used to walk every morning, but I switched to bicycling because it&..

W&j

1. Wiggle and Jiggle. A sexy way for a woman to walk that includes thrust-out tits and a swaying ass. That slut has the w&j down. Se..

B Rad

1. A white boy grown on black culture, who cannot and doesn't discriminate on colour. He was raised with minimal contact with his pare..

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