What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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verb
to bump uglies, screw, fuck, make love, have sex
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The greatest person, most fabulous vollyball player ever
YOU'RE AWESOME, YOU'RE A CHARLOTTE COHEN!!
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Someone (or something) that has been rebuked by God as being unholy and beyond salvation.
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