What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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Holding up a bowl's rotation by holding it during a turn and talking to the group.
"Quit doing an april and pass the damn bow..
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When a girl has her period, she takes her panties off, then her tampon...what's left are blood crystals surrounding the muffal area..
