Turtle Body

What is Turtle Body?

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

See fat, fatass, whale, obese, fat bastard

[kares]

1. vbTo fondle,to cuddle, to pet, to kiss, treat with affection. na loving touch, an embrace. caress is read as kares in the dictionary..

Antarctica

1. The only place on Earth I can get some fucking peace and quiet. 2. THE BEST CONTINENT IN THE WORLD. It is composed of frozen land, pe..

Jerumpkin

1. The act of practicing for a blumpkin by jerking yourself off while taking a dump. I tried to give myself a jerumpkin as practice before..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Body Edit Meaning