What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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1. A peson who has a sexual fettish for vomit.
2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.
3. A man who uses vomit as lub..
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when you are sitting on the toilet taking a deuce and the foul smell is peeling paint off the walls
Matt: Jamie, where have you been?
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