Turtle Body

What is Turtle Body?

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

See fat, fatass, whale, obese, fat bastard

Kbed

1. "Knocked Back" Pronounced": Kay-Beed When someone makes a move and gets rejected. Amanda "I got KBed by Trent on ..

Zonzichc

1. poor broke skint no cash brassick spent Im totaly zonzichc to day See chiznoz, cash, broke, gone, wiped out..

Zsh

1. Something you're likely to hear from a thug on the street. I'll bust a cap in you if you don't zsh me with a grte. See ..

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