What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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someone who if male dresses like a girl and vice versa
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a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.
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To be unemployed due to the failed economic policies of the Obama administration.
Guy #1: Dood, let's go the movies this weekend.
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