Turtle Body

What is Turtle Body?

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

See fat, fatass, whale, obese, fat bastard

Knubbe

1. New comer ; new beginner ; newbie ; newb ; knubbe You are a knubbe .. 2. a spelling-modified version of "nub" see nub j00..

Zeeked

1. a shitty ass haircut yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked See haircut, shit, crap, ass, poo 2. happy/exited "Im so zeeked that..

Noun Fountain

1. Alternative Term for the mouth. Close your noun fountain, I can't hear! See pie hole, yapper..

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