What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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Having great knowledge and a strong affinity for all things relating to the gods that are Led Zeppelin.
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The PENIS. Synonyms: Penis, one eyed snake, one head jack, etc.
My girl went "downtown" to meet ol' one eye...
