Turtle Body

What is Turtle Body?

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

See fat, fatass, whale, obese, fat bastard

Zoop

1. See Brap. Use When Bigging Someone/Thing up. Or When You are Excited. I Jus Got BareMoney!! ZoopZoop!! Clubbin' Soon Zoop!! S..

Jegaebite

1. Children that have no manners or are always beheaving badly and have no parental guidance. Terrorizes their neighborhood, or anyone arou..

Bread Party

1. An activity where gay men stand in a circle around a piece of bread and masturbate. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of bread m..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Body Edit Meaning