What is Turtle Body?
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A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.
If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.
"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"
"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."
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One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.
"Stop! Hammertime!"
in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Ham..
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Italian male at around the age of 40 will proceed to have sex with a little girl, become convicted of statutory rape, and go to jail
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