What is Turtle Boxing?
1.
When a girl is in a sleeping bag and she pokes her head out and you punch her in it and she goes back in, then you do it again.
Me and this bitch were camping so I turtle boxed her ass.
2.
The act of a man having sex with a woman's bosoms. Synonyms - "Tit Fucking"
I loved turtle boxing her big bazoons.
3.
Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.
"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."
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