Turtle Choking

What is Turtle Choking?


1.

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.


43

Random Words:

1. An exclamation of pain and/or outrage directed at no-one in particular. Fuckarini!! I just burned my fucking hand!!..
1. The best place in the world to party. Known for excessive drinking of Lakeport Lager, heart-to hearts and a damn nice front hall. Govern..
1. what the spicegirls want i really really really want a zigazag ah 2. spice girls song played to piss of librarians See SAM..