Turtle Choking

What is Turtle Choking?

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to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

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