Turtle Choking

What is Turtle Choking?

1.

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

43

Random Words:

Kauai

1. the bestest island of all the hawaiian islands. east and west is the best parts of the island. north and south is where all the anorexic..

Zifsky

1. Zifsky is a little poop slut.. often known for his humorous self, demonstrate a benevolent knowledge of the mazdagras and lil flizzler i..

Lantern

1. A friggn menorah.... a gerry lantern menorah "Did you lite the lantern yet to day? It is the 17th day and no menorah wtf gerry?&qu..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free