Turtle Cock

What is Turtle Cock?

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

See turtle cock, grapenuts, skeleton, Sausage King

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

See turtledick, beef jerky

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