Turtle Cock

What is Turtle Cock?

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

See turtle cock, grapenuts, skeleton, Sausage King

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

See turtledick, beef jerky

Figgles

1. A variant on 'fiddlesticks' or 'curses', a mild expression of dis "Hey man, I drank the rest of your beer.&quo..

Obese Shlong

1. a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid ..

Hush Poop

1. When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound. I had to hush poop when my friends were over. See hush,..

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