Turtle Cock

What is Turtle Cock?

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

See turtle cock, grapenuts, skeleton, Sausage King

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

See turtledick, beef jerky

Uberviking'd

1. When a man or woman wearing purple and a viking helmet tackles you, you just been Uberviking'd Person 1- Uhhhh just another boring..

Kwayled

1. used to describe being drunk in the future tense. Only used to describe the BEST drunk, when anticipating a great night ahead of you. ..

Zinced

1. refering to the fact that sperm contains zinc, alternate term for jizz. "so did you get zinced last night by that ginger bro?"..

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