What is Turtle Cock?
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The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.
Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.
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2.
Slang for beef jerky
I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.
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Random Words:
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When a fucking human being freezes his or her turd and uses it for a dildo the next day.
The Eskimo Pipeline is really fucking gay and ..