Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

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Zeedep-skee

1. A guy with horrible luck in general, specifically with women. A zeedep-skee is only attracted to crazy women and lets these women walk ..

W.i.h.n.i.w.w.y.

1. What in hell's name is wrong with you????? You gave a reach around to a pregnant cat while singing China's national anthem! w..

Fraher'd

1. 1. To ingest an obscene amount of alcohol. 2. To black out beyond comprehension, usually resulting in terrible/hilarious consequences. ..

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