Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

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O Dark -thirty

1. Very early. Early enough to seriously fuck up the day before, and the day of the event in question. Yo...we had to get up at O dark -th..

You Shady Faggot!

1. Correction- Originally stated by Man Pham..

Zebraydic

1. Specialized name for wild animals getting a boner. This action of a a wild animal getting excited is This. My lion, Bartholamew, had ..

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