Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

Lardbag

1. A grossly fat person. The new kid is a total lardbag...

Zonads

1. the best that you can imagine, gorgeous, nimble as a fox, wise as an owl that is so great, completely zonadish. dude that's so zon..

Y's

1. A shortening of the term y-fronts. Mmmm... this pair of pink and brown spandex y's are particularly tight. See y-fronts, spandex,..

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