Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

Pubery

1. a man's or woman's pubic hair(s) dat wench had sum maad pubery so i jus' up an' left rather than weed tru dat jungl..

Gold Star

1. a homosexual person who has never slept with a member of the opposite sex Carmen: "Jenny, you're just jealous because Shane a..

Chirpsin'

1. when a man tries chattin up a female "yo..check out isaac chirpsin' dat baby G up in da parkin lot" See flexin', c..

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