Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

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Zenieda

1. Zeniedas are crazy, fun, cool chicks. They are very very aggressive, they bite! Everyone likes a Zenieda. They like to paint on paper..

Kidz

1. An intentional mispelling of kids that marketers think will help convince parentsto buy useless shit for their offspring. Hey kidz! Che..

Guasca

1. An umpleasant manner for saying cum semenor goo in Argentina. Ayer a la noche llene la cama de guasca. Last night i filled up the bed ..

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