Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

Niggled

1. When a friend of yours skeets or cheats you out of a sack of weed. Damn, I got 3.4 grams... that damn nigga damn niggled me. 2. When ..

Imus'ed

1. to get fired for making racist/sexist comments Guy#1: I just got fired for calling a girl a ho Guy#2: dude u jes got imus'ed See..

Addendment

1. A malaprop combining the words addendum and amendment. WTF, Mike just said "addendment" - is that even a word? Moar beer plz...

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