Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

W.a.m.p

1. wet ass mutha-fukin pussy ayo girl can I get some dome? Caus i know you got that w.a.m.p See wamp, wamp wamp, wet, hoe, dome..

Pikeyfied Clothes

1. Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a ..

Dine N Dash

1. When you eat at a resturant and leave without paying. I'm starved, and broke again. Le's do a dine n dash at Denny's...

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