Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

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Badgered

1. When a gentleman's genital portion is aggressively pursued, purloined and ingested by a lady's BEARDED BEAST. An alternative ..

Squids

1. Used to describe money Do you have any squids? Lend us a squid See money, quid, pound, shrapnel, change..

Vagick

1. A combination of a vagina and a dick. Used to call people a He-she. Lee: "Your such a He-she." Jackie: "Suck my vagick ..

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