Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

Ayden

1. A short , smart gay man, who acts extremely innocent, but deep inside likes to have wild sex. Oh hey look its Ayden!!!! See ayden, gay..

Zilmanko

1. Noun: A technical support rep that enjoys harassing customers via AOL Instant Messenger. Verb: The act of harassing clueless end-users...

Upside Down Longjohn

1. when you hang upside down from a stripper pole and masterbate i did an upside down longjohn in the firestation last night See masterba..

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