Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

[bullshanker]

1. To lie,bullshit in a flagrant, never ending way. After listening to him for an hour I knew he was abullshanker,nothing he said was true..

Champong

1. To play beer pong with champagne. What many sororities do, but it's stupid because it's too bubbly and you throw up after. L..

Piss Dirty

1. It's when someone fails a piss drug test. Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?' Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go..

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