Turtle Condoms

What is Turtle Condoms?

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms

Receiver: WTF?!?

See turtle, condoms

Shup Cow

1. shutup fused into one word is shup, thus shup cow is a phrase directed to a fat shit like lati grant. LATI: WHERE"S MY CHICKEN WIN..

Accidentally Dreadful

1. a situation that down right blows ass; but not intentionally Heather: I swatted a spider and it landed on my baby's face. Kayla:..

Zoeffo

1. This the the dutch word for "useless twat" No wonder we lost we had zoeffo See most, useless, player, ever, cockholster, Fak..

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