Turtle Fuck Edit Meaning

1.

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?

See anonymous

2.

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

See turtle fuck, turtle

3.

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

i totally turtle fucked her

See turtle, fuck, belly, bed, rape

4.

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.

Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

5.

Two hard hats hitting, usually used in joke form with a new kid, or soft handed man, new to wearing a hard hat.

Joker: Dude, have you ever seen a turtle fuck?

Jokee: No, why?

Joker: Do you know what it sounds like?

Jokee: No, what?

Joker hits Jokee's hard hat with his own.

See turtlefuck, two turtles fucking

6.

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

See masturbation, turtle, fuck, pancake, yum

7.

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head

See turtle, fuck, coffee table, knot, head