What is Turtle Fucking?
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The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.
What happened to my table?
Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!
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