Turtle Fucking

What is Turtle Fucking?


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The act of having sexula intercourse while the girl is under a coffee table, and when the girl sticks out a leg or an arm the man smacks it with a whiffle ball bat untill it goes back under the table.

What happened to my table?

Oh I was Turtle Fucking Amy under it!

See sex, turtle, fucking, funny, orgasim


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