Turtle God

What is Turtle God?

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the god of a religion that is not yet widly known. Founded by high schoolers in florida. They worship the turtles. The sign of their god is yet to be determined for it is a small group. they also "admire" women and is known that normally the worshiper's are thereapist like.

Jim-do u beleive in the turtle god?

Billy- hell yes best religion theree is.

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