What is Turtle Head?
1.
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
2.
The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
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3.
Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.
OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.
4.
When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!
5.
a shit that knocks at your underpants.
i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.
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6.
when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus
I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!
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7.
like a cliff hanger,a turd or bowel movement you are holding in until you get to the bathroom
I need to get to a toilet,I have a turtle head peeking out.
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