Turtle Head Edit Meaning

1.

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

2.

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

See Mike

3.

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

4.

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

5.

a shit that knocks at your underpants.

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

See that guy

6.

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

See turtle, head, poo, bathroom, poking

7.

like a cliff hanger,a turd or bowel movement you are holding in until you get to the bathroom

I need to get to a toilet,I have a turtle head peeking out.

See poop, turd, shit, bowel movement, bathroom, toilet