What is Turtle Heading?
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Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"
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Random Words:
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To nod off repeatedly when tired in a motion resembling hooking a fish, namely, a marlin.
originated in Lompoc, CA
During that lecture..
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To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping
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