Turtle Heading

What is Turtle Heading?

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"

"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."

"Can't you just hold it?"

"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

See shit, ass, dump, lol, turtle

Dekalb

1. 1. To torture or restrain with intellectual barbed wire 2. Any threat of violence, torture or sex play involving barbed wire. My teach..

1. A cow face frequently used by idiots during a "animal text off" John: ]=(:) lawl No one else: *cricket* See cow, beef, lol,..

Pornburger

1. a man who loves meat...for feedtime and lovetime... "my man is such a pornburger"... 2. a man who loves his meat...for feed..

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