Turtle Heading

What is Turtle Heading?

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"

"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."

"Can't you just hold it?"

"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

See shit, ass, dump, lol, turtle

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