Turtle Heading

What is Turtle Heading?

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"

"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."

"Can't you just hold it?"

"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

See shit, ass, dump, lol, turtle

Suckage

1. Total state of suck. Where everything in sight is teh sux0r. Giant robots crushed the casinos and mooshed the brothels and started fire..

Lost And Find

1. An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally. Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find! I was looking..

Kife

1. Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing. I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead. 2. Complete and utter c..

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