Turtle Heading

What is Turtle Heading?


1.

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

"Hey bro let's move!"

"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."

"Can't you just hold it?"

"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

See shit, ass, dump, lol, turtle


24

Random Words:

1. When a guy holds an electrical cord with his mouth so he won't trip over it while he's moving the TV... and when he puts the T..
1. Burned out on seminars when starting a job Dude 1: Dude, how is your first week of work going? Dude 2: Dude, this company blows goats..
1. The color Honda uses for the new S2000 for 2007-08 models, (AKA: Mystic Blue) Trish asked: What color blue is your car? Lee replied: L..