Turtle Heads

What is Turtle Heads?

Little tiny turds that are relevent to dingel berrys but they don't cling on to your ass, instead they fall from it when you pinch little turds out.

Mom, if i shit in the shower is that still the same as shitting in my pants?

Yes

Ub3r1337

1. Means 'the best of the best' in leet. Pronounced Uber Leet. "Look at her! Shes a nice stripper! I say shes the ub3r1337!..

Perianal Floss

1. a product not yet mainstream, but one might use it to cleanse their buttocks and remove any unwanted debris. You got any perianal floss..

The Mike Douglass

1. banging multiple bitches in one evening fucking your girl in the afternoon then banging your ex later that night. See meach..

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