Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit

:r:

1. The common pirate phrase "Arrr." :R: a lazy pirate I be!..

卍

1. The buddhist symbole of peace. Now if you tilt it sideways it's the nazi symbol (aka swastica) dude: 卍 out dudette: wtf ru a naz..

E-chepite

1. I can see your cleavage. or I like your cleavage, (using one word). *yelling* "E-Chepite" See boobs, moobs, tits, nipples..

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