Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit

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