Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit

Eveni

1. fat emo nobody, usually has a massive nose and jumps out of bushes. omg eveni nearly poked my eye out with her nose ! See eveni, ev, e..

Duncan Olsen

1. Duncan. What more can be said about this IDIOTTTTTTTTT! man what a stupid BUTTTTT Duncan kept on saying "UMD" so i just kept ..

Open Tip

1. to have the house to one's self. what you doing today? I don't know but i heard Kelly got open tip See chillin, house party..

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