Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?


1.

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit


98

Random Words:

1. adjective used to describe soap lather. the jew used his mothers remains to wash himself. He got so lathery See lathery, soap, water, ..
1. Fake kiss. Combination of ;) and :* zikson: i must go, i have some guests :* Sanjica: ok, cya later ;* zikson: Omg:o fake kiss :S Se..
1. Pronounced "i-ma-go-ta-bed". Slang for "I am going to bed". Nemesis: imagotabed Alex: cya ThrillKill: night ***..