Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit

Mazcot

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Notsome

1. pronounciation: nawt-sum, adjective. The anti-thesis of awesome. Describes all that is not awesome. "Dude, my car just got stolen..

Louther

1. a sexy guy who loves to destroy vag and will put everyone's dicks to shame i wish i could kind a good louther See louther, sexy, ..

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