Turtle Helmet

What is Turtle Helmet?

When the end of a poo hangs out your sphincter ("turtle heading" or "touching cloth") for so long that it turns hard and crusty.

I've been touching cloth so long I've got turtle helmet.

See turtlehead, poo, crap, sphincter, touching cloth, shit

Jenk It

1. to masturbate, specifically for male masturbation. "I'm going to the bathroom to jenk it." See jenk it, jerk off, beat ..

Frank-in-sense

1. Fornication in the ear, nose, or eye socket No intercourse? How 'bout some Frank-In-Sense See sex, love, blaspheme, wrong, inter..

Erykah Badu

1. Name : Born-Erica Wright Location: Dallas in 1971 Neo-soul singer who Realeased such hits as " on and on" "baby you go..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Helmet Edit Meaning