Turtle Jerk

What is Turtle Jerk?


1.

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...

2.

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.


95

Random Words:

1. See: Zombie Cannon It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead Come in such flavors as: Fascis..
1. To blow a load and run. AKA drive-by. I can't believe he pulled a blow-by. I'm never speaking to him again. What a jerk. See..
1. A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back. Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!..