What is Turtle Kiss?
1.
While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"
"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."
"Dude...sick."
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2.
Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a
His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night
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