Turtle Kiss

What is Turtle Kiss?

1.

While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.

"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"

"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."

"Dude...sick."

See turtle, poop, sexual innuendo, kissing

2.

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out

His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night

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