Turtle Mouth

What is Turtle Mouth?

A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.

Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.

Zip Fookin Lob

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

Young Soldier

1. A euphemism for "penis" My young soldier was quite pleased after making his conquest last night See soldier, young, conquest..

Un-educated

1. a person whom has not attended school, or just doesnt go.. 'id rather stay home and play WoW coz ECO and MAA are just to damn hard..

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