Turtle Mud

What is Turtle Mud?

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

See poo, anal, sex, penetration, man love, nasty

Rumson Nj

1. A rich town full of snobby kids who do loads of drugs and think they are better than everyone else. They all drive expensive cars and sp..

Youzeguys

1. addressing a large, usually noisy group "Youzeguys stop it! I am getting a headache!" said Cathy. See everyone, all, avacodo..

Zit Shit

1. The puss that comes out of a Zit I was squeezing my zit and I got ZIT SHIT all over my bathroom mirror..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Mud Edit Meaning