What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down loo..
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a fucking huge blunt laced with pcp
after he rolled up a PCP torpedo and smoked it he gouged his own eye out.
See pcp, angel dust, dru..