Turtle Mud

What is Turtle Mud?

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

See poo, anal, sex, penetration, man love, nasty

Mason Jar

1. A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter. Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide! 2. the finest in beer drinki..

Ygm?

1. You Get Me? I'm going out again with her tonight, ygm? See do, you, get, me, i, ygm?..

Colf

1. Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold. I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on. See Laura..

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