What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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The act of being psycho, named after the psycho dyke monster known as Tin
You wouldn't believe it, he just bust a tin on me last n..