What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.
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a strictly marijuana diet. norcal style.
bong rip number five, whatta an herbi_whore! love that shiiiite.
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