What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire
Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown ..
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if you switch around the letters, it means "une autre fois", which is french for: see you another time.
at the end of a messa..
