What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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derives from being zooted
when you are just so high/drunk after a heavy night of partying
"hey how are you feeling?
man, im z&a..
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A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly
Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to ..
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A word that has something to do with a tip and whip. Only said by the weird and obsessive. Other related words: wooby throbe and tip
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