What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decrea..