What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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Slang for the pubic, vaginal area of a chick.
Man, when I got a look at her hatchetwound, I thought I had died and gone to heaven...
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When you have so much food and leftovers in your refrigerator that you have to find a way to stack them to get them to fit.
Refrigerato..
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great sexual intercourses
man last nite me and her had great wooze
See hottness, ice man..