What is Turtle Mud?
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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A term used to describe a mildly modded 13-14 second mustang coming out of the hole or around a corner, made famous by softcore.
cory: ..
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To take up one's time in their busy life.
She was monopolizing his time with kayaking adventures.
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1.) Making out or..