What is Turtle Mud?
1.
(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my
turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
See
Random Words:
1.
When someone uses the word dude to many times in a sentence.
Surfers often over-dude it for example
Johnny- Dude that wave was narly d..
1.
Where a man wears a condom whilst masturbating, as opposed to catching the spunk in a tissue/ something similar. The word 'posh&apo..
