Turtle Mud

What is Turtle Mud?

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

See poo, anal, sex, penetration, man love, nasty

Stings

1. used when talking about something that hurts, humiliating or sucks. Guy 1: Her dad came in while we were doin it. Guy 2: stings. ..

Zanty

1. When someone is high on a substance and doesn't know what there doing. Dude, there was so many zanty bums at that concert last nig..

Sleeping Giant

1. Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong. Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken ..

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