Turtle Mud

What is Turtle Mud?

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

See poo, anal, sex, penetration, man love, nasty

Mccomedy

1. The comedy stylings of Dylan Trahan. Though understatement, situations, hyperbole, and other classical humour devices are excluded, word..

Supergerms

1. The name of the coolest and most powerful germ in the world. Names after the man, Supergerms supergerms killed Mr. Sheen..

Geaw!

1. An exclamation of wild enthusiasm. Do you think the Cowboys will make it to the playoffs? Geaw! See absolutely, great, awesome, indee..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Mud Edit Meaning