Turtle Mud

What is Turtle Mud?


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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

See poo, anal, sex, penetration, man love, nasty


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