Turtle Neck Edit Meaning

1.

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

2.

Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.

Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"

Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"

See neck, oral, bj, blow job, blow j, suck off, msog, pse

3.

A Woman with a tight vagina and an overly sized clitoris

"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck

See turtle, neck, wizard, sleeve, vagina

4.

An uncircumsized penis.

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."

See foreskin, cheesemaker, turtleneck, sheath

5.

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.

"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"

See turtle, neck, douche, bag, tool

6.

grabbing the males crutch from behind and pulling it towards you.

my best mate was getting harrased by this guy so i got up behind him and gave him a turtle neck

See squirrel grip, teenage mutant ninja turtles, penguin, fap, steggles

7.

A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..

A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards

Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"

cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company

Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...

best you ring calvin klein mark

Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker

See turtle, shit, crap, head, wanker, fatbastard