Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Badoodles

1. Tagalog slang for testicles Last week while dirtbiking I landed a jump pretty hard and crunched my badoodles. See tagalog, filipino, s..

Dashcat

1. someone who likes to have sex with cats, "Neko", you like having sex with cats, therefore you are a dashcat...

Land Rover

1. Kickass offroad vehicle, far to often driven by people that dont use it for what it was made for. Person that doesnt deserve one -- My ..

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