Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Lefkin

1. To get a rimjob while urinating, the inverse of a blumpkin. Friend 1: Dude, did you hear that Natalie gave Bret a Lefkin yesterday? Fr..

Zoebel

1. The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjectiv..

Point Grab

1. The practice of asking for points back on an assignment or test, usually because of incorrect grading or an arguable question, but somet..

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