Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Z-bar

1. n. slang. A pill of xanax. We drank some beer, took some z-bars, and i pretty much can't recall shit after that. See obie 2. Or..

Zwarbled

1. very drunk, intoxicated, shit-faced etc... I went to the titty bar and got very zwarbled..

Rides

1. sneakers. shoes. only idiots use it. person 1: "hey d00d check out mah new rides!!" person 2: "shut the fuck up you l..

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