Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Facts

1. Fake. Alcoholic. Cantankerous. Tediously Sickening. Man! Chemnut is out FACTS man! See facts, fake, wannabee, old, cunt..

Upper Skimmer

1. Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in..

Dobo Head

1. Someone of Great Stupidity and not so great wisdom. Peter Hetzel is a Dobo head. See Truth..

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