Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Gorringe

1. unsuccessfully trying to lure a female into your lair "I just got gorringed" "He pulled a gorringe" See rejected,..

Rolling Harpoon

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I Beg Your Pardon!

1. A phrase used in exclamation, and politeness by English gentlemen and the alike. A posh way of saying What! Also the name of a Blog i..

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