Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Zombeh

1. Basically a Zombie that is smarter than the average zombie. Sometimes with the ability to talk or complete basic tasks. "Oh Noes..

Mik'ta

1. n. slang for 'butt' or 'ass'. egyptian-aztec derivation. i'm gonna kick you in the mik'ta. See savannah..

One Gene

1. a one gene is someone who is basically a person that is special, ugly, fat, stupid! they are basically one gene away from being plain wr..

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