Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

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Nut Jack

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Killism

1. The religion started by penguins of which the Holy Delta include Lynn, The Great Rock, and the NRA. The Great Rock is usually thrown at ..

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