Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?


1.

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.


2

Random Words:

1. To get a boner when incredibly relaxed, for no apparent reason. Usually occurs just before you go to bed. The temporal opposite of a mo..
1. über to the extreme, created so that über can in fact rhyme with jenny, making it more über than mere mortals can comprehension. dam i ..
1. a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (us..