Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Shtenka

1. a name given by a drunk stupid charv to random cool people who absolutely rok and have the balls to offer them chips (they were carryin ..

Ye Know Yeah

1. The ultimate dis! Only used when describing a twat or wanker who you hate with every ounce of evil in your body. That curry seller is ..

Hooky

1. Absence without leave; truancy. All John does is play hooky from school and stay home & do drugs. 2. ditching school, when you ar..

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