Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

W.a.s.y.

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..

Slip It In The Mitten

1. a difficult pool shot in which someone slips the ball through a tight opening in order to make a shot. see that six? i'm gonna sli..

Scrumpystumps

1. Someone with short fat stumpy legs. Used in the 70's. Whoa, that dudehas some scrumpystumps. See Mot Studios..

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