Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Zuffler

1. To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night See Bob Hope..

Cheesesack

1. 1. A word that, when placed on a triple word score in the board game scrabble, scores the player two points. 2. A sack of cheese (archa..

Taint Scraper

1. Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus. That bitch is such a taint scrap..

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