Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Shoogely

1. (Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently. "Those pot holes on the road are goin..

Zeuser

1. one who strongly believes they were born to be a reincarnation of Zeus. Brah my mom said when I was born i came out with lightning bolt..

Formerly Enjoyed Companion

1. The politically correct term for your slut ex girl friend. I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion. ..

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