Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

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1. piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)..

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