Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Uh...lol?

1. A way of saying: and that is funny how...? or, am i suppoused to laugh at that? Also can be interpretated in a more sarcastic way like..

Joining The Conservative Party

1. euphemism for masturbation stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservati..

I.t.s.

1. "In The Shit" Synonymous with being in a war zone, particularly Iraq. We've gone i.t.s. We've given up all necess..

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