Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Zizou

1. To viciously head-butt a person. Taken from the nickname of footballer Zinadine Zidane. Oh! Did you see him Zizou that guy? His head ..

Teeth Are Floating

1. When one has to pee really bad. The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it..

Homoidiot

1. ho mo ID ee it -noun. anyone who thinks that ALL gay/homosexual men are weak, cry babies, a cowering sissy, a pansy, a fruit, less tha..

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