Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Quadruppio

1. A made-up term created by stupid Starbucks customers for a quadruple shot of espresso. They think that because a double shot is 'do..

Bafoozled

1. Ripped out of my face, fucked up to the point of confusion. Did you see that girl I fucked last night, I must have been totally bafoozl..

Goloss

1. voice ...in a very loud teacher-type goloss, as if he was trying to show us he wasn't poogly...

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