Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Canadol

1. A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that ..

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1. a stupid way to say "idea" That's a fantastic idere to get 10 bottles of vodka and pot, and jump off a building. See Av..

Klondike Koosh

1. While having sex, the girl hangs over the edge of the bed until she is basically standing on her head. Then the man, while on his knees ..

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