Turtle Necking

What is Turtle Necking?

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

Zealot Rose

1. A person who use others for their own personal gains, often times involving minors in grand theft felonies. Rude, white trash, hillbilly..

Notistic

1. A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No. I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic! See excuse, noti..

H.p.m.

1. Short for "Humps per minute", H.P.M. is used as a velocity measurement during sex. "Last night Jill and I had sex at atl..

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