Turtle Noob

What is Turtle Noob?

1.

An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a noob

"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"

"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"

See turtle, noob, uncircumsized, dick
18

Random Words:

Um Hum
1. Yeah rite liar Um hum you say that all the time. See liar, yea, rite, um, hum..
Read more
Ponking
1. The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars. Sarah is ponking James in the ba..
Read more
Kis'ha
1. can be used in random situations, 1-when someone get into big trouble. 2-when someone talk about some real good thing, the shiznit 1-..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free