What is Turtle Noob?
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An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a
"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"
"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"
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Reg hottie = a bona fide hottie - someone ugly
That bitch is a reg hottie.
Hilary Swank is a reg hottie...
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat
Witness2: FOB MOB!
See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..
