What is Turtle Noob?
1.
An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a
"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"
"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"
See
Random Words:
1.
Now that Porsche is owned by Volkswagen, porsches are now porschewagens.
Daddy didn't have enough space in the porschewagen to tak..
1.
Combination of traffic and catastrophic.
It's a bad moment or too much confusion or too much
stimuli.
Pronounce: Traffic-cocious..
