What is Turtle Noob?
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An inside joke created by our friend Brian when he saw another guy naked in the shower and noticed he was uncircumsized and called him a turtle noob, referring to his penis looking like a turtle in his shell. Can also be used as another way to call somebody a
"Man i was showering with sean last night and i noticed hes a turtle noob!"
"Man Alex you are such a turtle noob in Super Smash Bros. I just want to lube you up and give you an ass-pounding!"
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A person who fucks dead animals in the ass
Damm look at Sam Hunt....He really loved his Dog
ye abit too much..like a analnecrozoophili..
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when one gay guy shits on another gay guys chest, has his partner suck him off for the " whipped cream" and then tops it with ..
