Turtle Pussy

What is Turtle Pussy?


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Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.

girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."

you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."

See turtle, pussy, meat, puntang, funny


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