What is Turtle Pussy?
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Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
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A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a..