What is Turtle Rancher?
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Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an
Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.
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