Turtle Rancher

What is Turtle Rancher?


1.

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?

Guy2: No I...

Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!

Guy2: *makes awkward turtle

Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

See ice maker, awkward turtle, ice breaker, hero


3

Random Words:

1. Another lame kirby imitation through text. Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look. djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 s..
1. -go drink tea -go out to have drinks -go out to chill -go out and chill, hav drinks, and food -also, some smoking may be involved Q..
1. When someone gets stubbed out badly Mid:Mighty Boosh is better than family guy! Jim:OH no it int fam Guy rocks! Brendan: Well i prefe..