Turtle Rancher

What is Turtle Rancher?

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?

Guy2: No I...

Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!

Guy2: *makes awkward turtle

Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

See ice maker, awkward turtle, ice breaker, hero

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