Turtle Sex

What is Turtle Sex?


1.

When you hold you lover down on the bed by their crotch using your hand in a claw shaped almost hook position and watch them struggle to get free with their arms and legs waving like an upside down Turtle.

Today I had turtle sex with my girlfriend. She couldn't stop laughing and I was taking bets mentally to guess if she was going to pee her pants or get turned on.

See turtle, sex, the claw, turned on, domination, humour

2.

to masturbate with a turtle object

Such as a turtle pencil, stuffed turtle, turtle keychain, a real turtle.

Kristen: Where's Mert?

Lafundah: Oh he'll be late, he's having turtle sex again....

See vagina, sex, turtle, honkey


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