What is Turtle Skirt?
1.
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)
Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.
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2.
A skirt that is so short that when she bends over, you can see her snapper
her cooch was showing because of her turtle skirt
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