Turtle Slap

What is Turtle Slap?


1.

Retaliating with a full on slap on one's face immediately after one enhances one's palm on one's turtle.

If you touch my turtle again, I will turtle slap you!

If your palm connects with my turtle again, I am going to seriously turtle slap you into next Tuesday.

See turtle, slap, turtle slap, attack

2.

Turtle Slap is when someone slaps your turtle, so you have to retaliate with a slap that only a turtle would wish for.

If you slap my turtle again, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP you!

If you touch my turtle's shell again with your palm, I'm going to TURTLE SLAP your ugly face.

See turtle slap, turtle, slap


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