Turtle Smuss

What is Turtle Smuss?


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turtle smuss- A blown out vigina that belongs to a female that has a lower than average IQ.

2. A meaningless exclamation used that can be used over and over and over again.

1. dude that dyslecic slut had extreme turtle smuss going on!

2. Im working again this friday turtle smuss.

3. AWWWWW!! turltle smuss that girl said that was a cold sore on her lip.

See flat tire, fuck beans


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