Turtle Sniffing Cotton

What is Turtle Sniffing Cotton?

1.

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

See shit, turd, turtle, head, poking

81

Random Words:

On The Drag

1. To be running late. This a phrase used only in Ipswich, UK (although for some reason locals think that everyone else in the country kn..

Riiiiiiiise!!!

1. as in John Arne Riise of Liverpool. to be yelled at times of immense tension release. i was van hooijdonking my missus and when i fin..

Tdrkn

1. Pronounced: "Biz-notch" "All the letters are silent" It was first coined at Pineview Middle School by a student na..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free