What is Turtle Sniffing Cotton?


1.

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

See shit, turd, turtle, head, poking


81

Random Words:

1. ickle bickle is another way of saying a little bit "I might have a ickle bickle of that" "Ill be back in a ickle bickle..
1. (adj.) - Particularly in Jewish culture, a man or woman (particularly Orthodox) who exhibits stereotypically gay behavior. Etymology: T..
1. An acronym for 'I don't give a fuck'. -Indifference Used when you don't care about something, or have no opinion o..