What is Turtle Sniffing Cotton?


1.

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

See shit, turd, turtle, head, poking


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