Turtle Soup

What is Turtle Soup?


1.

a lumpy diarrhea shit the explodes from you arse. Leaving floating chucks of ass debris.

Oh my god..is the crock pot free (toilet)? I need to make turtle soup!

2.

A sexual deviation, performed between presumably a man and woman, although it doesn't really matter, where the male places his anus directly over his partner's mouth, and expels diarrhea into her mouth. Being ever careful, she keeps it in her mouth, blowing bubbles with her throat, to create a "boiling" effect, while the her partner "stirs" the "soup" with his uncircumsized penis.

My boyfriend loves making turtle soup.

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