Turtle Soup

What is Turtle Soup?


1.

a lumpy diarrhea shit the explodes from you arse. Leaving floating chucks of ass debris.

Oh my god..is the crock pot free (toilet)? I need to make turtle soup!

2.

A sexual deviation, performed between presumably a man and woman, although it doesn't really matter, where the male places his anus directly over his partner's mouth, and expels diarrhea into her mouth. Being ever careful, she keeps it in her mouth, blowing bubbles with her throat, to create a "boiling" effect, while the her partner "stirs" the "soup" with his uncircumsized penis.

My boyfriend loves making turtle soup.

See shit, soup, campbell's, turtles, friends, fun, sharing, caring


4

Random Words:

1. jesus, when Homer Simpson was trapped in the peace corps in a small pacific island he was yelling over the CB radio "save me jebis&..
1. the act of the collective music blog world hyping something to the point of oversaturation "Yeah I want to check out the new Arcad..
1. A dildo made from frozen shit & Ceran wrap. In order to Icy J one would take their girlfreinds (or their own) shit, put it in a fre..