Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

Gargula

1. The largest french fry in a box or bag. Dude, you ate my gargula! I was saving that for later. See french fry, large, big, mcdonalds, ..

Lick-a-lopp

1. The act of licking the dingle-berries off the ass hair of a living creature. Brian decided to play lick-a-lopp with Brandon. Later Bran..

Zedis Lapedis

1. An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in..

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