Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

Up Against It

1. A situation in which the deck is stacked against you. In other words you're fucked. We're really up against it now!..

Aurallew

1. To have sex with a dead animal. Usually of the male equine variety. Dude went all aurallew last night. Meaning he fucked a dead horse..

Zasterbation

1. Term meaning to enlarge. "I zasterbated my boyfirends dick yesterday" "i love zasterbation" See play, woot, rabbi..

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