Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

1. the lazy arses way of saying WTF? person 1:i raped a cat yesterday person 2:W? See wtf?, w?, what, the, fuck..

Chumming The Bathwater

1. While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath..

Zip-carring

1. zip-carring (v.): the act of renting and using a zip car i'm zip-carring up to westchester on friday to see my dad. See car, ren..

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