Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

Eye Shandy

1. A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal ..

Cruddling

1. cruddling or cruddeling down.... when one squats down or lowers body pulling knees into chest because of pain or to make ones self smal..

Batman Balls

1. On a hot and humid day, when the balls are stuck to the inner legs and the cock is hanging down the middle. Damn, its hella hot and the..

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