Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

Allified

1. The epitome of a lazy obese person who could also be a little loony. One will know someone being "allified" by their smell, cl..

Ubertool

1. Come from the words uber (meaning: huge, large, stupendous) and tool (meaning: nob, penis, prick). If someone is an ubertool, they are a..

Gator Clamp

1. the grabbing from behind of one man by another while in prison, bending him straight over, in a standing doggystyle, with somewhat of a ..

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