Turtle Spread

What is Turtle Spread?

The sweat that accumulates in ones butt crack after long periods of time in a hot place. See also "swas"

its so hot in here, i have a plethora of turlte spread.

Irish

1. kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe. irish people are bet..

Hurriwang

1. A hurriwang occurs when you run around naked and your penis is flopping around. My hurriwang was an H5 and tore the roof off my girlfri..

Gladstoned

1. Being of a higher power. God-like. When I beat that 10 year olds ass I felt so gladstoned..

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