What is Turtle Story?
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a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
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Random Words:
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- Adjective
1. exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a zombimorgified runner.
2. weary or bored (usually fol. by of): tired..
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A phrase meaning nothing used to mess with fool adults. Getting any person over 21 to say zig in dat is a score for the youth of America..
