What is Turtle Story?
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a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
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When a girl looks good faraway, but up close they are ugly
wow tara is a 50 yard fake..
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"I did it for the lulz" (IDIFTL) is a catchphrase which serves as an explanation for any trollingyou do or any internet drama ..
