What is Turtle Story?
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a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
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Random Words:
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a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass.
That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass.
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The act of filacio on the male genitalia.
"I got my dick swope over at your momma's house."
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