What is Turtle Story?
1.
a turtle story is one of those stories that your friends tell everyone as conversation openers. They are good (if random) stories, great for new people, but you've heard them so many times your ears could bleed.
Friend 1 to new person:"I have to tell you this story about when..."
Friend 2 to Friend 1:"About when your dad ran over the cat with his car. Turtle story if I ever heard one"
New person never learns the full story.
See
Random Words:
1.
Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someo..
1.
from the movie, Die Hard 2
this phrase replaced the more vulgar phrase "yippee kay yay motherfucker" in the censored version ..
