What is Turtle Tail?
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Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on slangdefine as
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
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To be drunk absolutely shitfacedin fact.
Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?
No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally bac..
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Like "clown shoes". Only more so
"Christ. Talk about fucking clown trousers"..