What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
Random Words:
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Something or someone that sucks.
Molly: Dude your name is the suck.
Stupid-face152: Yeah i know...
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A 2 Live Crew song about the benefits of a Latin woman - a nice dick sucking.
Hola, puta, necessita mamolapenga ahora, vale?
See blowj..
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A complete wanker or just a prick
Damn that fucking hønsesuppe stole my car.
See hønsesuppe, wanker, asshole, dickhead..
