What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
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to cry so hard, you dry heave or vomit
I had such a horrible day, I cromited myself to sleep last night
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A geneticist most noted for his work on anthropomorphizing animals. His achievements include creating an unholy army of the night and a..
