What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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Fat Fuck. See Ricky Musgrave.
Itchy Muskrat... what a faggot...
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Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have..
