What is Turtle Tamer?
1.
They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
Random Words:
1.
total online meltdown. The toys have been hurled from the pram, the messageboard has been shut down, Derek M. Powazek has abseiled down ..
1.
The word extropervert combines the terms extrovert, which is defined as a person who is energized by being around other people, and perv..
