What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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a Canadian, used generally with a negative connotation.
On my trip to Ontario my friend almost got in a fight with some flea-bitten goo..
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assholelushious = taste realy discusting,taste realy bad ,taste like shit ,taste like an asshole.
dude yo mamas cooking is so assholelu..
