What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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Any form of entertainment found on the internet. Forged by the king of the elves in the wild wild west.
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A small turd that seems harmless but creates a one in a million backsplash and sends a drop of water right up your ass that causes your ..
