What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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A girl with a sumptuous bosom. Typically falling out of her brasierre
That be a nice bedonka donk...but check that dafront-dafront out ..
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"Hawk" defines the male in a heterosexual relationship while "Verde" defines the female in the said relationship.
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