What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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A really sandy vagina
I went to the beach and now I got a vaggerbond
See sandy, sand, beach, volleyball..
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v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.
Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nat..
