What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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Having a pregnant woman drink a lot of whiskey and, afterwards, kicking her in the stomach.
Yeah, she was ballin her eyes out for days ..
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Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.
"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"
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