What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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A shithole of a town located in the 817 Metroplex of DFW North Texas. Not too far from Denton and Dallas, it is often referred to as the..
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The Small Bus at Schools Or Handicap Transport Buses
Hey look at that retard in the back of that Loonie Luger
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Cooper when he is a pimp and goes off the jump
"Dude did you see air-cooper hit that huge kicker?"
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