What is Turtle Tamer?
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They live forever, except when they get their asses whooped, and they're really slow, so they're always getting their asses whooped. What more can I say?
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to hislong lifespan.
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The consumption of alcohol, usually beer.
My friends and I are going to the local Pub to do some beveraging.
I have aquired a beveragi..
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Italianwedding invitation
You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period...
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Well clearly a 40-pack of the best weed...wait weed doesn't come in 40-packs
Me: Tyler will only pick you up if you get us some fr..
