Turtle Tap

What is Turtle Tap?

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

Unexpected

1. an antonym of expected what is not expected finding something you weren't looking for. Doesn't "expecting the unexpect..

Phallusnosity

1. this somehow became my nickname. it has nothing to do in particular with male genitalia. (i think...) "Phallusnosity!! Stop humpin..

Yom Kippur War

1. Historic war started on October 6, 1973 between Israel and Three Arab nations (Iraq, Syria and Egypt) when the Arabs sneak attacked Isra..

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