Turtle Texter

What is Turtle Texter?

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Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

See slow, asshole, hairy, russian, reptile

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