What is Turtle Waxed?
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Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.
That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.
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One who is extremely skilled at acting in a stereotypically gay manner, with emphasis on innovation.
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