Turtle Waxed

What is Turtle Waxed?

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

See mudslide, sacrificing the virgin, greek dog, cleveland steamer, chili dog

W.a.r

1. Stands for White Aryan Resistance. W.A.R is a neo-nazi group. As with any neo-nazi group they hate any other race except the supreme ary..

Crapper

1. Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name ..

Countryfied

1. to be all out country.... to talk and act like you are from the country she was talking all countryfied during her report. See ghettof..

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