Turtle Waxed

What is Turtle Waxed?

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

See mudslide, sacrificing the virgin, greek dog, cleveland steamer, chili dog

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