Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

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Your Eggo Is Preggo

1. - knowing that you are pregnant - the act of the sperm fertilising the egg - taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive I hate t..

Jerzee

1. Another name for the state of New Jersey. Yo, I rep Jerz all day!..

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