Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Vom-duffing

1. The sexual act of penetrating a female's vaginal cavity whilst they vomit. partnered with the act of Vom-Chuffing "whilst sh..

Number 11 Bus

1. Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you. (The legs each represent a "1.") "Lazy North American mofos ..

Allrightythen

1. Something that Jim Carrey would famously say many times in his mid-90's movies, primarily Ace Ventura. Ace Ventura sings "all..

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