Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Zonkification

1. The process of being zonkified. (messed up) The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system fi..

Quagg

1. 1. quagg (noun) An individual who is a slow, slow runner and failure at everything he or she does. * 'Quagg' must be spoken ..

Kb!

1. Kaboom, A massive gun malfunction that happens when a round is fired: this causes the weapon to blow up and may injure the shooter. Thi..

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