Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Fat Jessie

1. When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a lo..

Thanks, Bitch

1. something you say when a bitchgets you in trouble. Bitch: That guy did it officers! That guy: Thanks, Bitch...

Videoing

1. the word you say when you actually mean recording, and you just have to say it because your teeth can't stop it!!! Omg Frances!! A..

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