Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Frenchalicious

1. A word used to describe a superb, mind-blowing lovemaking session that involves a french maid outfit or other lingerie. It may also inv..

You're Too Stupid To Have A Good Time!

1. A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men. Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these peo..

3559

1. Beyond 2448. The 1337est person in the world Someone who is so 1337 is 2448 but the 1337est is 3559 example.. teacher-1337 prinicpal..

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