Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Slumber Rave

1. A disco nap that lasts too long. Incidentally, a good excuse for showing up late or missing a party. "I took a disco nap before Sh..

Sheep Blocker

1. An asshole that will cock blockyou for anything even sheep. That ass is a freaking sheep blocker. See Arturo..

Doege

1. Doege is one of those retarded CALVES thats lost from its fat COW of a mother and needs to be laso'd back in "Get a long litt..

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