Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Rooftising

1. To advertise on roof tops, or adverts that show ariel views. Roof top concerts. our whole area has been rooftised by lincolndogs. The..

Key Swap

1. when the skankiest armonkian mothers and fathers in the same clique trade keys with eachother leave there keys at one of there extraveng..

Polish Bowling Ball

1. Much like the shocker this is a term used to describe inserting two fingers in the vagina, and one in the anus. "i grabbed her lik..

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