Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Huurah

1. an exclamation in which 2 kngers were feuding about whether which was more commonly used: hoorah or hurrah. it eventually came down to o..

Vag Glue

1. The female equivalent of the cock block. Female: you totally glued me last night, why do you always get sick? Female #2: Did I vag glu..

Leadbritches

1. A person that is "Full of Shit" So full that it feals the same weight as lead. That guy is so full of himself, he must have l..

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