Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Qwizller

1. Qwizller(noun) A son who is gay with his mother. Ex. 1. Harold your a fuckin Qwizller. 2. Jenny my boyfriend admitted to me that he was..

Edwin

1. An obnoxious but lovable friend, says some really dumb shit, but manages to make it funny. Typically tall and awkward in motion. General..

Zzirgrizz

1. A fat 27 year old gamer. He no-scopes on the X-BOX 360 and drinks beer all day OMFG zzirGrizz IS IN THE F****ING LOBBY! OMG OMG OMG I B..

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