Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Zen Fatuation

1. Zen-fatuation: Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment throu..

Batched

1. Verb: To be batched Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batche..

501s

1. A pair of jeans or pants, specifically Levi 501's. Levi 501's I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a dope beastie-tee, nipple..

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