Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Fairy Dick

1. 1. a guy who has some definite feminine or homosexual qualities 2. a guy with a small penis (see pixie penis) Andrew: That's fabu..

Qpsa

1. means quepasa quepasa porfavor See Slaya 1. means quepasa quepasa porfavor See Slaya..

Gale Hichborn

1. Damn shes such a fine milf..

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