Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Your An Animal

1. originated from the stoned mouth of one Dan Mason meaning you are really stoned or just a nutter "My word your an animal" &q..

Cockny

1. The plural to "Cocknose, Cock Nose" Ugh, What cockny! They're all cockny. Ew, cockny. See cocknose, cock nose, cock, ..

Lickathon

1. A long-lasting session of cunnilingus. After Kasia got a Brazilian waxand modeled her new bikini for me, I rewarded her with a lickath..

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