Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Introdouche

1. v. To introduce someone to a douche bag. Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad... ..

Knobsmack

1. a real knob of a dickwad(ref) that deserves a smack keith is a f**king knobsmack..

You Get Drive

1. The definition is unclear, but this phrase originated in a conversation between Andy and Greg. It is believed to have something to do w..

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