Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Lattana

1. A hot lattino girl, most likely dating a white boy. "Damn that lattana sure has one craker-ass boyfriend" See latin, lattana..

Clowned

1. putting oneself in a position where you are open to ridicule also: clowning; to bring ridicule upon someone he was completely clowned ..

Eggjaculation

1. The act of "spraying" eggs out of your penis. Eggjaculation hurts like a mother fucker. See facehugger, egg, ejaculation, fu..

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