Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

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Odsbodikins

1. very very very old word used as a way to curse. It means "Gods Body". *Hammer hits finger* "Odsbodikins that fucking hur..

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