Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Carpet Back

1. to descride a mans excessively hairy back! gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback...

Elephantlegs

1. a person with proper fat legs like juicey kebabs hey man, you seen that becky finch girl shes got the fattest kebab legs ever, there li..

Fasionista

1. One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men. As an example of a succes..

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