Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Shotgun Toke

1. to inhale during an orgasm Sally shotgun toked during an orgasm. See funny, orgasm, fuck, sex, stupid..

Jen Syndrome

1. to trip over everything and run into poles on a daily basis. Look that freshie totally has jen syndrome. See jen syndrome, jen, syndro..

Abortionately

1. Synonym for unfortunately, generally used when discussing abortions. Abortionately for you, this coat hanger is going in, and that baby..

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