Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Gut Buster

1. were a girl is jammed with a dick so large her belly hurts bob gut busted jane and she had to go to hospital to have her stomach pumped..

Noobles

1. A particularly fun kind of Japanese noodle. She decided to order the Noobles at dinner. See nooble, noodle, noodles 2. A small/ youn..

Dickiebird

1. a dickiebird is someone who acts stupidly or who's head is generally offensive. it is however not really a derogatory term, just a..

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