Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Neck Beard

1. A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard. With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confid..

Qwaff

1. Too fcuk Pronounced Frenetically (Qwaff) "I really need a qwaff" or "I Qwaffed that yattie last night" or &quo..

Tomczacked

1. A Tomczack (pronounced "tom-chack") occurs when you're headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entra..

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