Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Marctraider

1. definition: name for a n00b lammer an a big idiot shit u broke it again!, UR SUCH A MARCTRAIDER!..

Quinging

1. A cross between cringing and queefing. WHen I am really excited, I start quinging in anticipation! See quinge, queef, cringe, queefing..

Mini Coma

1. 1. A relatively short coma. 2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, ..

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