Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Bleavage [booty][cleavage]

1. Or Butt Cleavage. Usually occurs when women wearing low-rise pants bend over or sometimes while seated. Bleavage bootycleavage Did yo..

Ufo Sighting

1. When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you. U Fucking OFF Sighted There was a UFO sighting in the break roo..

Quigebo

1. 1. A factitious (i.e. "made up") word invented by Bart Simpson in order to win at Scrabble. 2. (Jive) n. Quidditch. I hope M..

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