Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Impersonations

1. A word used to signal a group of people to collectively bother one person. Guy 1: Yo let's fuck with Guy 3. Guy 2: Aight, imperso..

Satin Nightcap

1. when a man with shaved balls spreads them over someone's eyes who has passed out. when it was all over i gave her a satin nightcap..

Trepaling

1. To engage in a match of brawn on a narrow platform (preferably wood). The two participants must try to force the other to touch the gro..

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