Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Nasaguy

1. Another word for Virgin " Hey, are you still a NasaGuy? " See virgin, failure, nerd, aids, loser..

Edumaguesstimate

1. An uneducated guesstimate. Cletus edumaguesstimated how much dynamite to use on the beaver dam. See guesstimate, eduguesstimate, guess..

Vent Sex

1. The act of performing cybersex over the program Ventrilo. Nokomo had vent sex with Redfang, despite their age difference of twenty year..

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