Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Gutter-sation

1. A conversation which has ended up in the gutter, that is, which started out perfectly normal but devolved to be overtly sexually charged..

Gayass Motherfucker

1. Combines a derogatory word for homosexuals (gayass) with a general-usage insult (motherfucker) to form the versatile phrase gayass mothe..

Beat-ass

1. 1. The act of beating one's ass, for either pleasure or punishment. 2. synimon for haul-ass, only beating ass is much faster. 3. ..

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