Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

0404

1. Coming from the area code 0404. The people who dwell in this area speak with distingtive slur. Much like a drunk person would. To mea..

Oochy Koochy

1. when 2 girls(lebians) give each other oral sex. or when a guy eats out a girl. me and her did the oochy koochy last night is was great ..

Zender Bending

1. Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then..

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