Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

The Swing

1. Use "its the swing" when something is "the shit," really chill, effing sweet, "da bomb" What did you do l..

Kranchup

1. The delicious mixture of Ketchup and Ranch. Pretty much the best thing in the world. Can I have some kranchup with my french fries?; Du..

Pyromandrabeastapheliac

1. Someone who rapes dead burning animals My friend Anthony is a recovering pyromandrabeastapheliac. He kileed his dog for a little pleasu..

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