Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Bow-chicka-mor-mon

1. A twist on the traditional "bow chicka bow wow" but with a Mormon twist. Refers to teen Mormons who wanna have sex/date girls ..

#2 With Mayo

1. The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush.&..

Nigga Scan

1. When you are about to use the word "Nigga" but you dont know if there are any black people around so you scan the people aroun..

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