Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?


1.

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!


13

Random Words:

1. the polite way to meantion the race descriptor to a caucasian person who finds being called white offensive. It's like the n-word o..
1. Nickname for an Asian male who has long hair and swims really well. Yo Yosh, take it easy on the slow swimmers. See yosh 2. ciggaret..
1. An entourage comprised entirely of fabulous gay men, typically found surrounding an exceptionally fashionable straight woman or successf..