Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Amebacorn

1. It is a magical creature much like a unicorn. It has a horn like unicorn, but a body of an ameba. It a very mystical an hard to image ..

Heem / H33m

1. 1.) Can be used as a person, place, or thing! (HEEM) 2.) Replaces a verb to be used to describe a sexual action! (H33m) "Bro, Did..

Najs

1. A term used as an expression which breaks beyond the pinnacle of nice. Man, that porn was so najs!..

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