Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Intarded

1. Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people". I am so fu..

Maltoboris

1. He who is a she, but is still a he who loves hes and shes alike. While he loves hes and shes he loves herself the most, and yet, the lea..

Vouges

1. A big, fat, dirty whore, who has some kind of S.T.D. i was tipping on 4 vouges, they were ugly, and now i have herpes. See whore, slut..

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