Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Klet

1. The act of kicking somebody in the head. Your'e such a twat. I'm gonna klet you Jon. See klet, kick, head..

Iphobic

1. Fear of the apple product lines and other copy-cat companies that put an 'i' in front of every product they sell. G1 "Th..

Jewwish

1. Pronounced: jew-wiissh A term for anyone who wishes that he/she were Jewish. A hanger-on at predominantly Jewish functions, like the ..

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