Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Editionfuck

1. When a publisher or college switches editions of a textbook on you, turning $100 into a nickel. Goddam those bastard publishers edition..

Sistoid

1. Your sister from your immediate family. My sistoid is coming home after she eats at Tony's Pizzas. See sister, sis, sibling, rela..

Halonian

1. Someone or something, that is extremely addicted to or cannot live without the Halo videogames. I am a halonian, are you? See halo, ha..

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