Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?


1.

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!


13

Random Words:

1. Fifteen minutes before or after the hour. It's quarter of 5, 5:15. See fifteen minutes 1. Fifteen minutes before or after the h..
1. A sort of symbolic cross thingy. Person 1: "Do you know what ‡ means?" Person 2: "No." Person 1: "Me neither..
1. the chong end is the tip of the male foreskin it is used as an insult eg "You're a right chong end" "what did you ..