Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Karma Fuck

1. A noun form of "what goes around comes around." When you've been screwing over everyone else around you, pissing off the ..

Two-bagger

1. A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insur..

Youngwood

1. the most ghetto place in western pennsylvania, people roam the streets smoke weed and shoot hoops Dang George i wish Greensburg was jus..

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