Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Tacogasm

1. When you are eating tacos and the experience causes you to convulse with sheer bliss. "Yo I ate at taco shack last night--three ta..

Pauletich

1. The act of being the worst possible "One upper" in the history of one uppers. Not only will this person have 2 villa's in..

Eisensturm

1. German for "Iron Storm", it is the name of a Character from the game city of villains, He is a 7 foot tall Mutant with grey sk..

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