Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Home Depot

1. HOE-M D-POE 1 . A large warehouse providing building materials for the construction industry 2. Considered a co-workers garage of whic..

You Ain't The Boss Of Me!

1. It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you. Mrs. K..

Fischer

1. The type of person who acts like a retard when they get drunk. Not in the sense that they do stupid things but rather that they act ment..

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