Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Nigromancy

1. the art of doing magic in an ignorant or niggerish way Ex. "Man, you better back off, before i cast some nigromancy on yo ass.&quo..

Edgewalker

1. of or related to a person who consistently screws up in an arena and blames other people. Lacks the ability to reach a 2000 rating. Th..

Moby Dick

1. The pinacle of the act of harpooning, in which the woman being harpooned is in excess of twice the harpooners own body weight. Friend: ..

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