Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Zomger

1. The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others..

Zcone

1. To really own someone, to rock them +1 or to truly humiliate them. Lol nibz lerk got zconed. Time to zcone some gayliens. See zcone, ..

Iliamna

1. 1. A tiny town in Alaska; right next to Lake Iliamna 2.A town full of alcoholics and gamblers The kids from Iliamna never stood a chan..

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