Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Pitaroll

1. Originated in the midwest(Kansas). Popular word used to describe a beatdown. That nigga got pitaroll'd. Watch this punk get pita..

Egrub

1. A bloke who looks like a complete beevus, but in all his beevusness he gets girls as his genital area is completely huge. But as he orig..

Xistant

1. is there but isnt, was there but wasent. ya shot it but didnt, IT shot u DEAD! though the food was there it is now xistant...

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