Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Jew Paper

1. money or currency, stereotype of jewish wealth. "yo I'm low on ends, let me get some of that jew paper" See dough, cash..

Edgar Allan Poe

1. The greatest writer/poet ever known to exist. Also the father of the modern-day mystery story. Sure, he was a depressed, obsessive, ment..

W.o.a.t

1. Worst Of All Time Joe Pollard is the woat! 2. 1: "Wearing only a thong." This phrase is most often associated with Euro..

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