Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Pyropedohomonecrobeastiality

1. slaughtering and setting fire to a physically immature animal (of the same sex as you) before fucking its corpse This muthafucker ain&a..

Yeastie Beastie

1. When you have a yeast infection. I had sex a week ago, and now I have a yeastie beastie See yeasty beasty, yeast infection, feminine i..

Man Power

1. Man power, or sometimes "manpower", refers to the power of one's manhood, i.e. his libido, virility and sexual prowess. ..

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