Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Have Up,

1. southern term for having someone arrested."Having you up "in front of the judge. "That bitch will 'have you up&apos..

Quabing

1. V. Word used to settle the debate of the prununciation of wafting---Is it w-ahh-ft-ing or w-ae-ft-ing. who know but this word settles ..

Crist

1. Crist is like a kankle... except its a wrist so in other words a fat wrist. When Alexan plays basketball she has a very large Crist Se..

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