Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Quaste

1. The area between the genitals and anus; same meaning as grundle Put a smile on your quaste. See grundle, dotis, perineum, gouch, taint..

Quim Hairs

1. The blonde hairs found way beyond your pubes "I have quim hairs in my mouth still from when I licked Jenny out last night" 1..

Queen Wimp

1. A male who flakes out or is scared when he should man up! Guy 1: Why isn't Tom coming with us to walk the graveyard at night? Guy..

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