Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Thebomb

1. An updated version of the bomb, meaning something very cool. Person 1: That's awesome. Person 2: I know, it's like thebomb. ..

Friendly Face

1. A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objec..

Jitchd

1. jitchd is an extreame case of being emotionally fucked or robbed (joe) oh sara broke up with me... (micheal) how you taking it? (joe)..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle Wood Edit Meaning