Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Xysi

1. greek word for "cum" patisa ena xysi kai glystrisa See ALX..

Quiffmo

1. a insult used if some one is acting like a bitch Screw you Eric you stupid quiffmo! 1. a insult used if some one is acting like a bit..

Oompher

1. n. a girlfriend who jumps on your bed and attacks you. "You oompher!", or "You are such an oompher!", or "Get ..

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