Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Pleasant Change Of Weather

1. 1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering. Fuckin A, I pawned my ..

Eat-ffair

1. A love affair conducted exclusively by eating together. Kurt and Carol had lunch together in Mountain View, and their spouses, Kendra a..

From-under Cheese

1. This is the term used to describe dried-up, crusty, and usually week-old semen that has been resting on a man's penis or scrotum f..

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