Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Scatty Doobin

1. Doobin refers to the act of smoking a 'doob' or 'spliff'. Scatty refers to the said doob being unsatisfactory or of ..

Emoobeedoobeedoo

1. Excitement and shock! abi:omg rosebud, look, theres 2 flys having sex! Rosebud:ewwwwwww i cnt believe it! Abi+rosebud: THAT IS JUST S..

Zabada

1. Takes the place of any number of nouns or verbs, especially when you can't think of anything better to say. Often replaces "I..

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