Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Kronky

1. an expulsion of wind from the urethra during coitus; a penile fart. Mortified, porn star Jerry, sprinted away after producing the dread..

Vagillionaire

1. A person who gets so much pussy as to be considered as a vagillionaire. MAN, Pete's so baller, he must be a vagillionaire. See va..

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