Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

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1. A high which comes over you that gives a trance like state; or the substance/object which creates the heeze I need to cop a heeze. Doe..

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Muntamous Hooley

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