Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Ewugh

1. someone very gross and or nasty can be whore slut bitch or skank lies a lot Katy M. is a effingg ewugh See lies, skank, whore, bitch..

Japewger

1. Japewger is the consistency of a japanese, jewish, nigger. Wow, Klem is being a real japewger today. Someone fire him. See jap, jew, n..

Khandelwal

1. someone who smells.. A LOT god, who farted? feels like khandelwal walked in here! See smelly, fart, god, universe..

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