Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Sprite Zero

1. it is a product of the coca cola company that is pure semen mixed with water. thats all it is. nasty. i drank some sprite zero and it t..

Rbp

1. rejected by a Prostitute. i havent got layed in a while so i went to pay for a blow but then i was RBP'd See rejected, cast, off,..

Captain Cunnilingus

1. A superhero who flies around looking for girls who want to be eaten out! Hey look it's Captain Cunnilingus!! See superhero, rug ..

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