Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Peter Merritt

1. one hell of a drinker and crazy mother fucker. He is a kool home boy but he needs to quit rapping them damn stolen chikens, that were ro..

Scheiber

1. A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it. That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber See Christina..

Ifrit

1. A summon seen throughout the Final Fantasy series. He causes fire damage. Usually depicted as a demonic figure. I just summoned Ifrit a..

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