Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

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1. to be brought down by the weight of one's own hype to be hoisted on one's own petard Stems from the server crashes experienc..

Lurkers

1. People who look at your myspace and dont leave comments, messages, pic comments, etc. Rob:My Profile views just jumped from 14566 to 14..

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