Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Adult Swim Airtime

1. 1. an adult swimming pool. no shit. 2. A chunk of Cartoon network where it airs pg-MA shows. Has bad airtimes, what if some kid (under ..

Coulda Mun Jarde

1. used to immitate another language...any language i saw this asian nigga down the street and he was all like "coulda mun jarde"..

Faglore

1. The myths and folklore of the homosexuals. Man, he doesn't know anything, he needs to read up on his faglore. See homesexual, fol..

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