Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Khafan

1. cool. An Iranian slang. mostly used in Tehran He is khafan. This band is so khafan. See toop, khaz, javad..

Alchohal

1. A common misspelling of alcohol, frequently made in LiveJournals and MySpacepicture captions by minors who had a couple beers and a shot..

Chondom

1. nick name for a condom dude, you definitely should have used a chondom ... she was dirty See chondom, condom, rubber, jimmy hat, troja..

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