Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Idbk

1. i don't bloody know person1 - so what do you want to do to day person2 (who is angry) - idbk - i don't bloody know , u choos..

Eggcident

1. A kitchen accident, usually involving an egg, but it can involve any other messy, hard-to-clean food, like jelly. While cooking breakfa..

Darrell Reid

1. To lay someone out, usually in an offensive matter. Refferring to his hard hit against the titan's Chris Henry. Jack: Dayum Rob..

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