Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Schmagagle

1. Everything (like the whole nine yards). Most common in the New York area. Variation of one definition of schmageggy. Guy 1: How much of..

Ninfty

1. ADJ- A person who has lit their pants on fire not intentionally. You better be carefull or you'll end up a ninfty! See fire, nift..

Erectorias

1. A competition against homosexual men seeing who can have the longest erection (bonner,Hard on, ETC) the winner is crowned Erecorias. Mi..

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