Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Icpvs

1. Imagined Cell Phone Vibration Syndrome Occurs when a person has his or her cell phone set to vibrate and keeps it in his or her pocket...

Xxyov

1. A twenty year old virgin. Someone who has reached the age of 20 without having penetrating sex (oral sex doesn't count as losing vi..

Axx

1. access Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box. "Do you have axx on that b0x?" See jon 2. ..

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