Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Canalicious

1. the art of hitting the alcoholic beverage cans very hard or getting absolutely smashed off ones tits on cans of alcohol,normally rum an..

Ya-yas, To Get Out

1. To indulge/vent an urge that society does not approve of -- this can be fighting, partying, drinking, having sex, smoking pot... whateve..

Oven Fathers

1. ((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers)) The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories..

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