Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Zoeseph

1. Zoe rhymes with JOEY. Sorry . Also, all Zoesephs are suburban skanks. Zoeseph is like the air in my lungs. She isn't a Clonerad. B..

Crab

1. An insulting term to crips, mostly used by us bloods "You fuckin crab, betta not come around this block anymore" See syked ..

Zilaso

1. adjective - to be all around greatness... hot cool funny sweet weirdo chill mitch is so zilaso! See hot, amazing, biddy, bitty, gorge..

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