Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Jewite

1. All-purpose insult based on the "out-of-context racial slur" theory. Combining the words Jew and Semite one may use this to d..

Pickled Excrement

1. A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 t..

Yerim

1. the coolest out of all the coolest species out their once in an era. Today was yerim. tranlation; today was the best. See cool, co..

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