Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Abed

1. Term used to describe an incredibly sexy being, with an unusually large penis. Recent scientific results show that women tend to love me..

Dunzt

1. (1)Dunzt--noun I am the dunzt, u are not, nor shall u ever be anywhere dunzt-like. get over it, u'll be ok =p (2)Dunzt(ly)--nub l..

The Shat Batch

1. slang for "the shit, bitch". Derived from "shat" and "biatch". It's a good thing. This hip hop CD ..

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