Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Ni Hao Bitches

1. funny ass greeting. *red walks into room* Red: ni hao bitches Blue: sup? Red: nm See chinese, bitches, greeting, monkeys..

Skin Syringe

1. Another word for penis "I'll play doctor and you play the patient. Now let me give you an oral injection from my skin syring..

Rentally Metarded

1. Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to me..

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