Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Unskinny Bop

1. Slang term for having spontaneous unprotected sex with a woman. Guy 1: "Dude, I fucked Amy last night." Guy 2: "You use..

Suppies

1. verb; blacking out drunk and getting extremely angry about past issues, often bringing up the fact that kids can't drink a lot and ..

Napalm Kristi

1. a pseudonym from an unknown writer and blogger -Have you read napalm kristi's latest? -No but I did see her last sketch. See blo..

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