Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Asscrack

1. when a girl wares her paints to damn low and you can see the "V" that is made where the two butt checks come together. Britne..

Uanus

1. The University of ANUS UANUS is located in Northern Mexico. Wilbur is a former dropout of UANUS. See ua, tucson, mexico, nogales, asu..

Ecks Bocks

1. The "Long form" of xbox, xbox 360 and such. Power surge killed my ecks bocks. See xbox, 360, xbox360, ecks, bocks..

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