Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Boner License

1. Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame. Look at that guy and his boner...he jus..

O Wrd

1. Internet slang, short for "Oh, Word?". A hip-hop variation of "O RLY?" Q: Wu-Tang is gonna be at 'Rock The ..

Nasaf

1. Nice Ass Sad About (the) Face That girl is quite the NASAF. See ugly, ass, butter face, nice ass, sorry, summer teeth..

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