Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Uwop

1. Useless WithOut Pics: used to describe a thread or internet article that has information without any accompanying photographs. This is e..

Shitish

1. pseudo crap, stuff that is almost shitty, a situation where the involved parties of a conflict get screwed over. Those kids out there w..

Tubz

1. Originally a song by Row-Loff productions in the book Noveltysicles, it is intended to be performed by 6 percussionists with boomwhacker..

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