Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Dirt Sunday

1. ice cream with a donut on top I ate a dirt sunday at the place. See Billy..

Zambonian Death Leg Lock

1. A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken. Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break ..

Twisting In The Wind

1. refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop. While he waited for the jury's..

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