Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Control Denied

1. A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and ma..

Buttery Lindgren

1. a giant moist shit that needs almost no wiping. a very relieving poop. Dude 1: "Dude, I just took the best shit ever" Dude..

Emo Alphabet

1. A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that. B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do. C is for Crying. D..

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