Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

A Bad Word

1. Like 'fuck' and 'shit' Little boy: Fuck! Little girl: Omg you said a bad word! See fuck, shit, bad, words, lol..

Qwug

1. shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck. Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite??? Kid 2: no fuck..

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1. v. Text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner. Commander1: Obey me! Follower1: Yes sir! (:&qu..

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