Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Shoff Swap

1. When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus ..

Boylover

1. Boy lover Boy love abreviated it is BL A boylover is a man or woman (usually man) who is sexually attracted to boys. They have their..

Ooglebin

1. old ostriches going lame except being illy numb. Basically what it means is stupidness that is cute. like lame ostriches. the googlebin..

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