Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Fanous

1. Famous for acts of anal sex. see also ane and infanous Taylor Rain is fanous for her art..

Great American Race

1. A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish ..

Anal Delight

1. The slang term for an anal cream pie, referancing the english treat Angel Delight. "Damn that porn was so good, it was like anal d..

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