Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

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1. The processing of previewing, and possibly buying, a song or collection of songs from iTunes. Brett: Have you heard that new Jeff Buckl..

Nick-gamer

1. one who tries to makeup nick-names for themselves. "Super C is in the house!" "Who's Super C?" "Me! Ev..

Tha Bassment

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