Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Sex Knight

1. a person who shouldn't be fucked with, and has a knack for being amazing at life. Wow, he just ran the 100 in 10.5 seconds!! What..

Cock Randy

1. Anything sexual that is hot, sticky, or sweet. Damn that was one cock randy experience last night. See hot, sticky, sweet, cock, randy..

Slipery Sloth

1. when a man and woman have saez by a man inserting his foot into her vagina man i realy want to get a slipery sloth today. See slimey, ..

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