Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Zoppity

1. a party with no ladies. This is a killer party but is a little zoppity. See zoppity, party..

Branch Banking

1. going number 2 somewhere other than your own home. I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don&apo..

Jargo Shorts

1. Denim Cargo Shorts... Found in the south, Wisconsin and the Dakotas, this is an article of clothing that is usually smeared in grease or..

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