Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Jizz Fizzler

1. premature ejaculator; to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM a dud..

Queefiola

1. a massive vaginal fart during sex, commonly used by ugly fat chicks "Dude my girlfriend queefiola-ed last night so bad that I didn..

Lurry

1. The name male's use for female's that are easy to have sex with. Also know as slurry Oi see that chik over ther, biggest lurr..

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