Turtle Wood

What is Turtle Wood?

An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.

Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would be jealous!

Quiddler

1. A "queer," i.e. a homosexual. "Dude! That guy in choir is such a quiddler!" "Brokeback Mountain is such a qu..

Yesterballs

1. "Ball sack" of a male dog that has been castrated. ie... "the empty envelope" Damn, that dogs yesterballs are the b..

Dirty Wheels

1. Skill in the department of 'wheeling', or 'picking up' members of the opposite. To have Dirty or Filthy Wheels is t..

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