Turtlebird

What is Turtlebird?


1.

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

See Fred


1

Random Words:

1. Extreme horniness. An unquenchable need for some pussy. Hey Susuan, I hate to phone you up this late but I've got a bad case of b..
1. A curse word in Russian which means retarded guy or degenerate. "Dalbayob, ne v-tu storonu yedish" -retard, your not driving..
1. Having great intellect in all things sarcastic and smack talkable while possessing a wit and subtle charm as not to offend. Usually fo..