Turtlebird

What is Turtlebird?

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

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Vanity Pounds

1. The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms.&q..

In Whack

1. In good working condition. The opposite of "out of whack". KJ: "Hey man my car is all out of whack." GP: "..

Immature Ejaculation

1. Busting your load on your partner in way that is amusing to you and/or your friends but not so much to your partner. It can involve anyt..

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