Turtlebird

What is Turtlebird?


1.

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

See Fred


1

Random Words:

1. To have sex with someone. After Tracy went to sleep, Carrie and Eric started digging trenches on the air matress. See sex, fuck, bang,..
1. The conflaguration in your pantaloons. I've got a serious case of trouserfire!..
1. A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series. The Nords are a race of tall and fair-haired humans from Skyrim. They are strong, stubbo..