Turtle-dick

What is Turtle-dick?

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

See scared, turtle, dick, spineless, chicken

Roflaga

1. Roll on floor Laughing to the extreme - Final Fantasy Fan Term. Format taken from the Final Fantasy Terminology for powered-up Magick..

Rocks Face

1. Something, someone, or an action so awesome that the audience's facial expressions are forced to respond. past tense: rocked face ..

Groinal Acreage

1. Body mass of the pubic area. Bubba bragged about his groinal acreage at football practice but in the showers it became common knowledge..

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