Turtle-dick

What is Turtle-dick?

The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.

That turtle-dick ran so fast when he saw Big Rick across the street! He almost got a beat-down!

See scared, turtle, dick, spineless, chicken

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