Turtledove

What is Turtledove?


1.

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

2.

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D


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