What is Turtledove?
1.
A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a
shart , thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
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2.
how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D
Random Words:
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One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.
I can't wait to see my gi..
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The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.
Husband: STOP right ther..
