What is Turtledove?
1.
A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a
shart , thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
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2.
how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D
Random Words:
1.
The incorrect spelling of the catchphrase Bite my shiny metal ass.
Bob: Bite my shiney metal ass!
John: There is no 'e' in s..
1.
to have large feet; and or bunion
dude; that girl had some serious felgenhauers!
See grossness, feets, ew..