Turtledove

What is Turtledove?

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

Kisschasy

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Isseg

1. The most extreme and repugnent version of Japanese Bukkake (a sexual practice that features a woman being ejaculated on by multiple men)..

Hung Down

1. The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed. After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next da..

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