What is Turtledove?
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A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a
shart , thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
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2.
how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D
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