Turtledove

What is Turtledove?

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

Nostril Fever

1. when someone has a giant zit located on the nose. or AMANDA. "that girrrl has a severe case of nostril fever" See amanda, ma..

Hoeslice

1. A tantalizing male friend. Stand back, I'm takin' a hoeslice. See ho, slice, manslice, male, friend..

Seatard

1. Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee. The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show. ..

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