Turtledove

What is Turtledove?

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

Dysonbabe

1. A girl or woman who is such a filth monger, or has not had it in ages, appears to just hoover a man's memberinto her without much e..

Yoakum

1. siemen "yoakum's in my mouth" "she's got yoakum on her chin" See kassie, balls, dwight, blue balls..

Your Sick Aunt

1. An insult, usually directed towards a freind after the usage of the phrase, "Your mom". Very good comeback. "oh yeah, y..

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