Turtledove

What is Turtledove?

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

Lighthousing

1. when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end! Tim lighthoused me in the shower 2. T..

Odey

1. 1) Boring 2) Annoying 3) Gay (as a generic insult) 4) Or can be used to describe someones face Mainly used when someone is persisten..

Zookie

1. verb: 1. to pass out or sleep on a mattress that is not the one you normally sleep in; 2. often involves sleeping on a mattress place..

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