Turtledove

What is Turtledove?

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.

I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.

See shart, poop, turd, defecation, shit

how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes

Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D

Rats Fuck

1. a severe lack of concern. john: holy shit that car just ran into the river. we better go help them before they drown. tim: ah fuck em!..

Keyboard Fighter

1. Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won&a..

Slide Piece

1. Nickname for a slider pitch in baseball. Jake Peavy and John Smoltz both throw a mean slide piece. See slider, baseball, pitcher, nast..

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