What is Turtledove?
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A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a
shart , thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
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2.
how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D
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A guy who loves midget twins with hairy upper lips and shit running down their legs. He sleeps like a hard ass and his alram clock consi..
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The effect of the violent purging of liquid shit from the back passage, which leaves a 'splattering' of crap on the back of th..
