What is Turtledove?
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A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a
shart , thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
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2.
how a Rashiburger makes me feel sometimes
Rashi gave me a kiss and now I feel like a turtledove! :D
Random Words:
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Keep shit gully, and hard, and rough
I just got out of the pen and haven't shaved in 3 years and tomorrow I'm going in for an..
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A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).
*As a car passes by a restau..
