What is Turtlefoot?
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A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
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Having sex with a morbidly obese woman in an airplane bathroom.
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Used in place of "jk", to denote any previous comment as having been in jest.
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