What is Turtlefoot?
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A sexual act that involves pulling out of your partner at the last second and quickly fisting them once. Then immediately grabbing the covers and diving under them much like a turtle shell. The final act is to slowly poke your head out of the blankets as if you were a turtle.
B: "I heard you and Jon got pretty rough last night?"
A: "Yeah , I don't know how to really describe it but it kind of felt like a turtlefoot?"
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When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show..
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to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company
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