Turtlegasm

What is Turtlegasm?


1.

a tortise-induced orgasm

i found a turtle, shoved into my ************, and had a turtlegasm!!!!!

See how, should, i


65

Random Words:

1. the i is silent. Do you know who I am! I'm the mother fuckin' aempirei!..
1. A person who commits sexual assault on the basis of race. "Man, that Mary Kay Letourneau is a total racepist." See race, rap..
1. The stringey part of ejaculate that makes it hard to swallow. Gladys tried to swallow his load but she kept gagging on the ropey bits. ..