Turtlehead Poke

What is Turtlehead Poke?

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens

fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a

turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very

steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's

vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when

accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all

over the place.

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