Turtlehead Syndrome

What is Turtlehead Syndrome?

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

See stump, knob, weewee, winky

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