Turtle-heading

What is Turtle-heading?

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"

Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

See turd, faeces, turtle head

Tijuana Teabag

1. Where one sharts and lets it ride a good portion of the afternoon or evening, therefore slathering his sack and taint, he then coerces h..

Yoosu

1. The Couple Name of Yoochun and Junsuof the korean boyband/manband DBSK. The word is a combination of the 'Yoo' in (Yoo)chun a..

Hussar

1. The word hussar pronounced huh-ZAR, huh-SAR, or hoo-ZAR traditionally refers to a light cavalryman, and probably derives from Serbian gu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle-heading Edit Meaning