Turtle-heading

What is Turtle-heading?

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"

Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

See turd, faeces, turtle head

Bct

1. Ball Camel Toe. An unfortunate situation that afflicts all males at least once in their life. This is what happens when the pants (or ..

Hubba-hubba

1. Southern slang 1. expression of approval,excitement and/or pleasure. 2.hurry up Hubba hubba! What a hottie! Hubba hubba! drop and gi..

Lovoke

1. A combination of Love and Loke (a combination of Love and Like). Thus, it is more than Loke, and less than Love. After 4 months of dat..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle-heading Edit Meaning