What is Turtle-heading?
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(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
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a)When you have sex with a ghost
b)To masturbate
a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on
b)Watch em ..
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(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she&..
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When a politician, pundit, or other public figure brings up the completely irrelevant detail about a person's sexuality, true or un..