Turtle-heading

What is Turtle-heading?


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(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"

Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

See turd, faeces, turtle head


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