What is Turtle-heading?
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(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
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