Turtle-heading

What is Turtle-heading?

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"

Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

See turd, faeces, turtle head

Facehooked

1. adv. to be hooked on/ upsessed with facebook "Jerry needs to get out more, he's facehooked." See facebook, facehook, fa..

Obilansk

1. A term referring to the situation of pushing a wheelbarrow full of bricks up a hill, the wheel falling off, rolling back down the hill, ..

Oh Sine

1. Mathematical term referring to a loud yelp of joy. Referred to as SOH. Oh Sine! Where did you come from See Dane..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtle-heading Edit Meaning