Turtlehooping

What is Turtlehooping?


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A turtlehoop is similar to an ICE, or Illegal Cornhole Entry. The first known case of a Turtlehooping was reported back in 1897 in Brantley County, Georgia. Apparently John McPants had let his cow Flyhands graze on his neighbors pasteur. Upon hearing this, the neighbor forced McPants into a fetal position and forced a fragment of a turtle shell into his anus. To this day Turtlehooping is used to punish criminals in Brantley County and the surrounding areas..

I hereby sentence you to one Turtlehooping, meaning 3 pieces of turtle shell will be forced up your anus..


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