What is Turtleminate?
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To attack someone with so many instant messages that their computer is in danger of shutting down. Typically done by making numerous new screennames and messaging someone from all of them at approximately the same time.
James wouldn't stop being dumb, so me and my buddy turtleminated him. He'll think twice before he gets online and bullshits us.
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