Turtleneck

What is Turtleneck?


1.

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

2.

When yo bustin 4 a shit so bad that the log is popping in and out of ur anus, often leaving brown dabs on your underwear

I knew i shoulda had a shit before going to the movies i was turtlenecking for 2 hours and couldnt concentrate!

See anus, shit, turtlenecking, dump, log

3.

An Uncut Dick

Ashley: Chris forgot to wash his turtleneck

4.

1. For guys in a uniformed high school, the reason they get up on Monday.

2. A girl's shirt that clings tightly to the breasts, letting guys know exactly how big a girl's breasts are. The bra is often very visible and it turns guys on like mad.

3. If worn with a button-down sweater, keeps guys paying attention to a girl as they try to see how big her breasts are without letting her know they want to know.

4. If a girl wants to broadsidea guy, the perfect top. Worn with a button-down sweater, a skirt that just barely falls within uniform regulations and knee high socks or those socks that come to just above your ankles, this is sure to send a guy through the roof.

5. Beware: Sometimes a fat male teacher will read the dress code, discover that guys can wear turtlenecks too, and wear one to school. These teachers should be avoided at all costs, because if you see one and manage not to barf, you will collapse in a fit of laughter and get in REALLY BIG TROUBLE.

A girl in a turtleneck is one of the most beautiful things you will ever see.

See breasts, broadside, school, teacher, uniform

5.

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

See 4skin, turtle neck, uncut

6.

What uncircumsized French men call their sheath. Also can be referred to as a skin sweater.

"You guys will need coats, but I won't, I've got on my turtleneck"

See circumcision, turtleneck, sheath, sweater, french

7.

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.

"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"

See sex, seed, turtle, condom, shaft, pleasure


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