Turtlepenie

What is Turtlepenie?

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

See small penis, turtle, wiener

Box Pox

1. A term for any sexually transmitted disease affecting the female genitalia. I heard she has a raging case of the box pox. See std, her..

Accostco

1. Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card. accostco..

P.t. Cruiser

1. Entering a bar and ordering 5 beers and 5 shots of tequila. Must be consumed in less than an hour. I pulled a P.T. Cruiser last night a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtlepenie Edit Meaning