Turtlepenie

What is Turtlepenie?

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

See small penis, turtle, wiener

Ashen

1. The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion. Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive C..

Konjoogulate

1. Blowing your load on a HOT chick. Dude, i konjoogulated after the party last night. See sperm, jizz, semen, load, nut..

Snitley

1. The frizzy ends on a piece of notebook paper once torn out of the binding cut the snitleys off of your paper before handingn it in..

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