Turtlepenie

What is Turtlepenie?

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

See small penis, turtle, wiener

Kickin' Chicken

1. 1. (adj) Severely malodorous or foul-tasting. 2. (adj) Oppressively or miserably bad. 1. UGH! How long has that been in the refriger..

Lonelygirl15

1. A girl who has been, as of Summer 2006, extremely popular on the video website Youtube. Her videos, documenting her personal problems, h..

Zone Envy

1. Envy experienced by gardeners who, upon visiting gardens in climates other than their own, wish they could grow plants they can't. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtlepenie Edit Meaning