Turtlepenie

What is Turtlepenie?

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

See small penis, turtle, wiener

Quasimultislacking

1. The act of multislacking while also doing something semi-productive. Ted is quasimultislacking on that report. That is, he's getti..

Mealed

1. The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unp..

University Of Washington

1. The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of t..

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