Turtlepenie

What is Turtlepenie?


1.

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

See small penis, turtle, wiener


59

Random Words:

1. "leethax0r" is a compound of the geek speak term "leet" which is a derivative of " elite." " hax0r&q..
1. A gargantuan rip, usually from a bong. "Dude, that was a ripasaurus!"..
1. Ridiculously blissful to the point of absurdity, exponentially jovial, Rismockulously harmonious, Beyond joyous. So damn jolly it makes ..