Turtlesquat

What is Turtlesquat?

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

Rubber Band Shot

1. Two shots of alcohol taken by two people out of two shot glasses which are rubber banded together. It got increasingly awkward and hila..

Underground Bastard

1. One who lives in the shadows, leading a life of art, mystery and intrigue. You see that ill graffiti? That's some sick undergroun..

Eiffel Tower

1. A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are hi..

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