Turtlesquat

What is Turtlesquat?


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When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.


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