Turtlesquat

What is Turtlesquat?

When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.

Like a Milkshake but not.

Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.

Jerky Ox

1. In the act of anal sex, the girl squeezes her buttox and jerks away really fast. Leaving the man's Tally Wacker in pain. "WO..

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

1. Masturbating Choking the chicken Beating the bishop Slap boxing the one-eyed champ Taking matters into your own hands Squeezing..

Oh Tits!

1. an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previ..

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