Turtlestach

What is Turtlestach?

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

See butt finger

Upholstery

1. Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes? Red..

Unachievable

1. something people find impossible to do "your goal is unachievable" See impossible, no way, stupid, loser..

Bilge Dasto

1. A bilge comprised almost entirely of dasto. Wield pre to begin with wiping ceiling of bilge dasto...

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