Turtlestach

What is Turtlestach?

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

See butt finger

Up In A Grip

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Hittin' Porcelain

1. A. When the penis rubs against the toilet while taking a shit. This is mostly caused by a poorly designed lid. B. When a turd drops fo..

Douche Mcdouche

1. Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head. K Fed is a Douche McDou..

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