Turtletaub

What is Turtletaub?


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Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

See surprise, farts, epiphany


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